May 2013
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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Update!
How far along?
18 weeks and 4 days
Weight gain/loss? Last doctor check was 5lbs so probably 7-10 by now.
Innie or outie?
Innie.
Maternity clothes?
Yep. I put away all of my regular clothing none of it fits.
Stretch marks? Yep! I have spot shaped ones on my hips and a neat tramp stamp of them above my ass :D -.-
Sleep?
alllllllll the time.
Best moment this week?
Reaching my...
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I have the sads
It’s 1am. I can’t sleep, because I am so hungry it’s making me sick. I keep eating and it’s like I’m not it makes no difference. I miss Derek so much and I’m sitting here crying because I just want this to speed up so I can move and be with him again, I want my little family together :( I’m sad.
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
harleymakesthree:
Yay for being invisible in the mumblr world and not being talked bad about.
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Denmark
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Anonymous asked: Would you ever post sex pictures with Derek?
nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
